why?kenapa?ngapain?huh?

Aku musykil yang amat sekarang ni! Facebook buat masalah pada aku.Aku benci. Nak 'dinding-ke-dinding' tak boleh. Nak 'kutuk mesra' rakan-rakan yang comel(bodek! tapi diorang tak baca blog aku.pis ;p) pun tak boleh. Apa tah lagi nak bagi 'nama timangan' yang unik-unik. Marahnya.

Satu lagi kemusykilan.

Aku tak reti macam mana nak bagi korang comment.haha.Like you do lah kan. Tapi ada lah sorang, dua..eija dan dalila selalunya rajin comment.heheh.Tapi tak tau nak pakai coding apa nak timbulkan 'comments'. Nantilah, malas nak google. Kalau rajin, kejap lagi taruk cBox. Best jugak berchat sorang-sorang.

shasha: Hai.
sasa: Hoi.
shasha: Bosanlah blog ni.
sasa:Gotohell.bye..

contohlah.okbye.

milo mayo dan belacan

What do they have in common??

I once fried the whole belacan because i thought it was a burger patty. I never thought that patties should be in the freezer part of the fridge not the normal one. Never mind the wrapping of the belacan that never have burger ayam ramli emblazoned all over it. Eventually i got curious because the "burger" starts to give off some weird smell. I thought that the "burger" has gone bad!!! then my mom came down to the kitchen because she was curious of the STRONG belacan smell through out the house. And she laugh and laugh and laughand laugh. I was 10.

Another time, i made a milo with mayonaise thinking it was milk. I was down with a cold and my nose was blocked so naturally i couldn't smell & taste properly. Waking up rather late and with a shock; my mom was knocking the door of my room like she wants to crash it!!!! Straight to the kitchen and to the fridge. Like a robot,2 scoops of milo, 1 scoop of milk, hot water, warm water, stir. Weird. The milk won't get  mixed properly. Like white polkadots over chocolate background! I smelled it but obviously i can't smell a thing! I told my mom about it and she tasted it and she told me it's "FINE".My turn to taste; i couldn't taste a thing except that it was kinda "oily".

And..........

it's mom to the rescue(again). She told me(while laughing and snorting)that the actual milk was in the "kacang masin" tub while the "milk" i had used was in the "mayo" tub. I was so groggy i couldn't see the difference. hehehehe.

Have you done any weird 'cookings' or 'concontions'?

Meanings

Because i got so pening with my fyp i went about and google my name.

type shasha. click search.

within seconds(connection sekejap laju sekejap perlahan)!

1st page, nope.nada.none.zero.zilch.

oookaayyyy. we move on.

type shazira.click search.

within seconds almost a minute(damn!)(connection chose to berlengah kankung)!

tadaaaaaaa.

Shazira (sha-zee-rah):
My lifemate (wife) in this world.
A talented master of flow (shape shifting), and one of the two guardians of the Watchtower.

HUH?macam apakah?kan.okay.setahu aku,my name doesn't have any meaning in Islamic names. Sedih tak? That aside. Fokus. topik kita pasal maksud kat atas.

1. My lifemate(wife) in this world.
-heh? who's wife????? GILA. semuaorang ke? GILA GILA. imagine lah.
Kekasih: My lifemate (wife) in this world(Shazira) datang sini please.
Kinda sweet kan? tapi i wish it's wife in this world and after.hehehe.. ni x gelimat. ni sweet.

ni gelimat.let's say. A lecturer atau lebih spesikasi lagi MALE lecturer.

Lecturer:My lifemate (wife) in this world(Shazira), awak kena berusaha lebih tekun lagi.

euww.

2.A talented master of flow (shape shifting)
-Like, who am i kidding. Ni. sumpah kelakar.celah mana aku shape shifting. weight lifting pun tak larat. nak shape shifting.hahahahaha. talented? hurm. belum diasah. master? degree pun belum nyah. of? of. flow? flower.

3.One of the two guardians of the Watchtower
Aku seorang muslim.Ye.Aku bukan lah alim.tapi aku practising muslim.Bukan pengganut ayah pin. Jadi aku tak pernah bertugas menjaga Watchtower atau menara peninjau atau pemerhati.Dah macam secret cult ke apa ni. scary.


*Btw, referring to the post below. its DYING ya'll. thanks eija comel!hehe.